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“Any of my friends could tell you that I am a major impulse-buyer. For this reason, I knew I was headed for trouble when I walked into the 99 cent store with twenty dollars and the intention of only buying a box of tissues and some chips. But with so many wonderful, cheap little odds and ends, I couldn’t help but indulge a bit. By the time I had walked out of the place, I had bought:
- A High School Musical chalkboard
- Tissues (in a lovely zebra print box)
- Two shot glasses
- A stapler
- Mounting tape
- A Friends DVD (with six episodes from Season 2)
- A Speed Racer coloring book
- A bottle of Arizona sweet tea
- Three ice cube trays
I may have forgotten the chips that I went there for in the first place, but I managed to return with some pretty nifty treasures.”
I am just like this. My fella tries to avoid sending me out for Milk as who knows what I will return with.

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By Cecil Beaton